Britney Spears On The Mickey Mouse Club

“child role model celebrities”, why are they pressured to NOT live their own lives?

The world ends when a celebrity who works in disney channel wears short shorts.
OH NO! EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE THAT IS THEIR AGE IS DOING THE SAME THING!
of course, they HAVE to devote their lives to children and not have a life of their own. I’ts NOT ABUSIVE AT ALL! Even though we all live just one life, it’s their job to be devoted to children for forever!
people still bitch about Christina Aguelara and how she was in the mickey mouse club, well, SHE’S ALMOST 30 AND FAR FROM THAT NOW!
Miley, she’s not necessarily being “slutty” as a choice, she kind of HAS to dress provocative to get separated from the Disney Channel Industry. It wont work any other way for her, she QUIT hannah montana and she’s looking for a more adult fanbase just like Britney Spears. None of them are “sluts”

when is disney gonna stop?!?

alright im sick of it. hannah montana cannot sing, barely. if u wanna hear some1 sing listen to celion dion, christinia aguilera, or alicia keys, etc! at least when britney spears was in her right mind she could sing somewhat better than hannah! im sick of disney sugar culting everything. they make high school musical look sooo sweet, but really these people r our age, and they’re just like us with hormones, thinking about sex 24/7,drinking, cussing, and doing some experimentation, as we’ve seen about vanessa hudgens.i don’t know why every1 was so surprised about that, she’s pretty and 17.leave her personal life alone.of course they do stuff with the opposite sex! & i guess now days if you wanna sing, or have ur own cd, just sign with disney for a show, and bam, u got it! they’re just trying to make another mickey mouse club, without the club.the jonas brothers sing the gayest songs. im 17 and would be embarrased 2 sing songs like that!
& for ashely tisdale, wat 22yr wants to be on disney?! i wouldn’t!zach efron, isn’t ugly, but come on, he’s not that hott. he’s just another justin timberlake wanna be. the suit life of zach and cody, is so lame. these kids don’t even act good. ALSO WAT MAKES ME MAD IS THESE KIDDIE ACTORS, DON’T WORK THEIR BUTTS OFF, BUT GET THEIR NAMES ON EVERYTHING LIKE:BACKPACKS,PURSES,LIPGLOSS, ETC. THE OLSEN TWINS (IM NOT REALLY A FAN OF THEM, BUT IM JUST SAYING) THEY WORKED THEIR BUTTS OFF FOR EVERYTHING, AND SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES! WHERE AS THESE DISNEY ACTORS ARE HANDED EVERYTHING! these people are just a bunch of teeny boppers that will fade away in a few years.

Could you help me come up with actions for these characters?

So I’m coming up with a list of 100 interesting people/characters and an action for each one. The action should be visible (in other words, you can’t use “taking over a country” because you can’t visualize it), and it should resemble something about that character/person.

Here’s what I’ve got so far…

01. Adam Sandler
02. Adam Savage
03. Alexander the Great
04. Albert einstein
05. Alien
06. Anderson Cooper, swooshing his silvery hair
07. Arnold Swarzennager
08. Babe Ruth
Ballerina
09. Batman
10. Bart simpson
11. Bear, biting someone’s head off
12. Bill Gates
13. Bill Nye The Science Guy
14. Bonno
15. Brain (from pinky and the brain)
16. Britney spears
17. Bruce Lee
18. Buddha
19. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
20. Cartman
21. Charlie Chaplin
22. Chuck Norris
23. Clint Eastwood
24.
25. Cookie Monster
26. Darth Vader
27. Darwin
28. Derek Zoolander
29. Dramatic Gopher, Pauses to Dramatic music, gives a dramatic look
30. Elvis Presley
31. Forrest Gump, running
32. Gandolf, “you shall not pass” then striking the ground with his staff
33. George bush,
34. George Washington, chopping a tree
35. Ghandi
36. Goku from Dragon Ball Z, “Kame Kame, Ya!” charging then shooting fireball
37. Harry potter, Wingardium Leviosa spell, wearing glasses
38. Hercules
39. Hitler
40. Homer Simpson, “Doh!” then getting hit by nearest object
41. House, Giving an inquisitive look
42. Isaac Newton, getting an apple thrown at him from someone
43. Iron Man, flying
44. Jaba The Hut, fat boisterous laugh
45. Jack (The pumpkin king from ‘Night Before Christmas’)
46. Jack Kelley (from The Newsies)
47. JayZ, decked out wearing bling,
48. Jesus
49. John Dorean (from scrubs)
50. Juggler
51. Kenny (from South Park)
52. Lady Gaga
53. Leonidas I (From the movie 300), “This is Sparta!” then kicking nearest person
54. Louey Armstrong, Singing in Louey’s crunchy tone
55. Magnus Carlson, playing chess (with nearest person)
56. Mario,
star-flashing while running into people knocking them out, on mushrooms,
57. Mark twain
58. Martha Stewart
59. Michael jordon, playing basketball
60. Michael jackson, moonwalking, Being the opposite color
61. Mickey mouse
62. Muhammad Ali, boxing
63. Muhammad (the islamic prophet), suicide bombing,
65. Napolean bonapart, “Charge!” with a commanding arm motion
66. Napolean dynamite, “Stop doing” + + “Gosh!”
67. Niel Armstrong
68. Neo from the matrix
69. Numa Numa Guy
70. Obama
71. Oprah
72. Pikachu
73. Poppi the sailor man
74. Porn Star
75. Rebecca Watson
76. Richard Dawkins
77. Rick, Doing the Rick Roll,
78. Shakespear
79. Santa Claus
80. Satan
81. Scarface
82. Sigmund Frued
83. Stewie griffin
84. Steve Jobs
85. Steven Colbert
86. Stripper
Snoopy from Charlie Brown
87. Socrates
88. Sonic
89. Super Gay Man, saying “like, omg!” while doing a gay hand motion
90. Tom cruise
91. tiger woods, Swinging a golf club
92. Timmy (from South Park), yelling “Timmy!” in a funny retarded way
93. Trogdor, breathing fire
94. Tyler Durton (from fight club)
95. Waldo (from where is waldo)
96. Will Smith
97. Wolverine
98. Zinadine Zidane, headbutting someone,
99. Zombie

I Can’t Remember?

Does anybody remember a group of kids that started a band called “Five” I think? They use to be members of the Mickey Mouse Club and the song is acutally kind of old. I want to say the song was something about the summer. Can anyone help? And it has nothing to do with Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Justin, or Kerri Russell. I’m acutally being serious. Thank you in advance.
Chari M- do you know where I can find their songs? I tried on You Tube but nothing comes out, I really want to here them again. You know, just remember old times.

Do you believe in the Disney Curse?

The disney curse is the mysterious misfortune that most children that have starred in a popular disney show will meet.

Examples: Lindsay Lohan- She was a promising young actress when she starred in the feature film by Disney, the Parent Trap. But Disney had to have more. They hired her to star in TV movies Life Size, and Get a Clue. In her teens, she acted in mean girls and freaky friday. But then her career took a turn for the worst. Confessions of a teenage drama queen, just my luck, herbie fully loaded. ALL CRAP MOVIES. Then, she pumped out a crappy album because she craved attention like she tasted in her younger years. Now look at her. Washed up, gross, drunk, attention craving. SO. SAD.

Britney Spears- another promising young girl. She sang in the mickey mouse club. Then when she outgrew that role, she popped into music with her album oops i did it again. over the years, she gained popularity and money. She married twice, divorced twice, had 2 kids, performed various publicity stunts, went to rehab, and looked totally crazy and trashy in front of america in order to gain attention.

Coincidence? I think not. I personally don’t think these fates are the faults of the disney kids, but the disney curse. I mean, look at the Sprouse twins. they had such promising careers until they took their role in The Suite Life. Now they are the spokespeople for DANIMALS. Hilary Duff. acted in Lizzie Mcguire and then….GONE!!! (into business…) In fact, she is going to star in a made for tv movie by none other than ABC!!! (disney owned, btw.) Raven Symone, Corbin Bleu, Kyla Pratt, and the majority of the stars of Disney’s “The Mickey Mouse Club” (90s) are all people who mysteriously vanished after their time with disney ended.

I can only imagine where miley cyrus, the jonas brothers, zac efron,demi lovato, and selina gomez will be in 10 years. I will never associate with disney.

Anyways…..

DO YOU BELIEVE?!?!?!?!?!
sorry hah i meant to say since the 90s (perty much)
OH AND….this shouldnt be so specific to disney kids. i kind of think of it as something that all child stars face so i would include the olsen twins and people like that too.

Remember when Disney grew up real talent….what happened?

Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera…..all came from the Mickey Mouse Club and actually had enormous talent you know?

What happened ya think to make such change? It isn’t so much talent anymore…

What’s the reason between pedophilia?

I know it’s wrong, but there must be a reason why people go from being attracted to adults to being attracted to kids/underaged teens. So, what’s the deal?

Oh and I’m not talking about the underaged teens that looked like Britney Spears back in the Hit Me Baby One More Time video, I mean the ones that look like her on the Mickey Mouse Club
Oops, I meant reason BEHIND pedophilia

In a world without Disney what would life be like? (Dun dun duuuuuuun)?

yes i said it! i said what would life be like without the infamous Disney joying up our lives and giving millions of children around the world big happy smiles on their faces. Would life be that much more crappy than it already is? would life as we know it come crashing down in an instant and the earth imploding on itself like a popping balloon? OK maybe not but think about it. since Disney was founded in 1923 by Walt Disney himself with his brother Roy Disney they’ve brought possibly billions of children including ourselves the joy and wonder of imagination. but what if Disney never existed or at least failed miserably before it even became popular

there would be no Disney channel on TV. no mickey or Minnie mouse and there certainly no Walt Disney World or Land. Britney spears would of never been in the mickey mouse club with Justin Timberlake and other very well known celebrities that we know and love today and they probably would of never been discovered so there wouldn’t be any crazy shaving head Britney starving for attention. and Miley Cyrus would just be known as Billy Ray’s 16 year old daughter.

so in conclusion would we be better off without Mickey’s head showing up at almost every corner of the globe or would things be a lot less interesting without the happiest place on earth.

my vote… we cant live without a little Disney in our lives

I can’t stop being guarded from my boyfriend!?

My boyfriend and I have been together for 1.5 years, and will get married in the future. Somehow though (it may be because of the way I was brought up, always afraid of parents) I can’t seem to stop guarding myself against him. I know that this is the love of my life, who will never judge me in anyway… But like just stupid things for example… When I was supposed to be working this morning I was browsing randomly on Youtube and was watching cute stuff like Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears as children singing on Mickey Mouse Club (they were amazing!)… and even though that was nothing bad, he came into my room (and I didn’t hear him)… and I immediately closed the browser window like I was doing something bad! I knew that he would think it’s really dumb and time-wasting, but nothing apart from that… I think he saw me close the window and heard my stammered excuses about what I was doing… I think he was a little hurt that I would still “hide” things from him…What do I do?

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS INSPIRED BY MICHAEL JACKSON! WHO ELSE NOTICES THE OBVIOUS SIMILARITIES?

ALTHOUGH MICHAEL JACKSON DEMONSTRATED OUTSTANDING AND BREATH TAKING TALENT, NATURAL SINCE INTERNATIONAL STARDOM AT 10 YEARS OLD..AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA SLOWLY CLIMBED HER WAY UP THE LADDER AFTER MICKEY MOUSE CLUB SHORTLY AFTER BRITNEY SPEARS SMASH HIT! I WOULD SAY THAT SHE DISPLAYS SIMILAR AMBITION AND DETERMINATION, IN FORCEFUL AND ABRASIVE WAYS! SO SHE DEFINATELY OWES HIM A THANKYOU FOR HER, FEW YEARS OF CONTINUED SUCCESS! WHO AGREES??
RATHER SHE WANTS TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT OR NOT!!! SHE DEFINATELY OWES HIM A THANK YOU FOR THE LIFELONG LEGACY SHE HAS YET TO ACHIEVE…AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL! FOR HIS CAREER OUTSHINED HERS IN COMPARISON AT AGE 10 WHEN HE HAD ALREADY BECAME A SUPERSTAR…WHILE SHE HADN’T EVEN MADE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB YET! SO A DOSE OF HUMBLE PIE IS NEEDED FROM HER END! WHO AGREES?

ps… heres no caps! lmao